Happy Day of Jason, My Beautiful Mutated Favourite Boyfriend!

Okay so in the spirit of Friday the 13th, the day of my beloved Jason Voorhees, the beautiful mutated Mummy's boy, whos maggot infested face just makes me want to give him lots of squishy huggles, I thought I'd give you a BLAAAAAAAGH post of some of my favourite Jason moments and my random Voorhees loving rants!  :D

First of all, I LOVE ALL of the Jason movies...well apart from Jason Goes to Hell which is a bit poo...even if it does have X from The X Files in it, it's just a bit lame.  Even Jason Takes Manhattan, despite the fact I hate EVERYONE in the freakin' movie...well except Jason and the dog, I still think it's an awesome movie.  You've got super cute Jason moments, such as when he's climbing up to the ship when it's leaving saying "I LIIIIIIIVVVVE!!!".  

Ooh, and the bit in NYC when he shows his displeasure to the punk kids with their beatbox.  

And when he's drowning in the sewers being all cute and "Mommy, help me!".  He is lovely.  With the Julius death you have one of my favourite deaths, I mean what's cooler than punching some dudes head off and it rolling into a dumpster!?!  

AAAAND, when Jason first gets to Manhattan and sees the hockey mask on the billboard, bwahahahaha, SUPER cuteness! <3  I mean look at him, isn't he so cute!?! :D

Anyhoo, I does not care what the haters say, it's a fun film, yup yup yup!  They all are!  Even Jason X!  Say what you like about Jason X but Todd Farmer had it right.  The film is stupid amounts of fun, and not only does it have the best death EVER with the liquid nitrogen death...it also has the total boner~gasm of a tribute to another of the best ever Jason deaths, the sleeping bag death.  This was a film made by a horror fan who likes to have fun, for other horror fans who like to have fun...end of!

Woot, GO Jason... slam them bitches! ;)

Anyhoo, Jason X was a great precursor to all of the awesomeness that Todd Farmer was to inflict on the world with his 3D films, in fact, in my humble opinion, Todd Farmer is the BEST when it comes to 3D movies...say what you want but that man has an eye for all of the good things about 3D, and less of the utter shite that can also be spewed from it!!! :D

This is of course me babbling about the Jason's that most people won't admit to liking to, I always feel the need to defend them.  Thankfully unlike other people, I have no concern with admitting to liking such awesome films, haha.  

Now when it comes to original Jason movies, Part 2 is my all time favourite.  Amy Steel is an absolute doll and Ginny is my favourite Friday the 13th chick...which meant that when I got to interview her it was a horror girls dream! <3

And look at little sock puppet Jason with his cute little bag mask! :)

Friday the 13th Part 3 continues the Jason awesomeness with my 2nd favourite Jason chick and the fact that its in 3D makes it all the more awesome.  Haha.  I remember a while back where I saw it on TV and was like, why does it look so funny?  Turned out it was in 3D.  Haha.  Yeah, I felt like a right spazz!  And I looked like one as well when I got out a pair of 3D glasses from a Scarecrow Batman comic to watch it, haha.  

So yesss, we get a lotta good deaths in episode 3...AND Jason gets his mask!  From Shelly, one of the most annoying characters in the series...but he does give Jason his mask so you gotta give him some credit! :)

Now even though I'm all about my final girls kicking my boyfriends butt...Tommy Jarvis in Part 4, played by Corey Feldman, he is definitely a favourite.  Tommy is fucking awesome.  End of.  Even in Part 5 and 6.  Not as much as in Part 4 but certainly a challenge of awesomeness.  

The other amazing thing about Part 4...CRISPIN FREAKIN' GLOVER!!!  Now if you don't LOVE Crispin Glover there is clearly something wrong with you, the guy is a fucking legend and his part in Friday the 13th most definitely accentuates that.  

Ooh, now I know I mentioned the original sleeping bag death before in Part 7 as being a favourite, so is the death of Sheriff Garris in Part 6...total spine snapping awesomeness! :)

At the end of the day, Jason is one bad ass mother fucker...nothing can kill his sexy maggot ridden ass, and y'all know it bitches!  These wenches might think they can kill my baby but at the end of the day.....

JASON LIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!! :D

And he looks god dammmmned sexy whilst doing so, bwahahahahaha!!! ;) <3

Trekking for Charity - My Parental's Taking on the Mount Everest Base Camp in Nepal!

Readers of my blog might remember back in May when I posted a blog about members of my family climbing Ben Nevis to raise money for a heart charity in memory of my Granddad.  Part of this group included my Parentals, Roy and Gail.  Despite Ben Nevis being the highest mountain in the British Isles, climbing this, even in the slightly horrific weather that they had to endure, it was pretty much a piece of cheesecake! :)

Now the Parental's have always loved hill walking, as have I, and what could be more of a hill walkers dream than that of to climb Mount Everest!?!  Now obviously climbing Mount Everest is a weeeeeeee bit more of a challenge, you know, the whole not being able to breathe and shit, haha, so instead they are trekking to the Mount Everest Base Camp in Nepal!  This is still a totally bad ass trek and is one that for my Dad, has always been a lifelong ambition!  So yes, when they got back from Mexico last summer they decided that for their 2012 holiday, Everest it was!  I remember a few days after they got back from Mexico when I was returning the dog to them, they were like "Do you mind looking after Hamish while we climb Mount Everest!?!!"  To which they got the reply "Yaaa whaaat!???!!!"  Haha.  

So anyhoo, Mother had asked me if I could write a blog post to share what they were doing, kind of like the post I wrote about their Ben Nevis trek.  I had started writing it when I can't remember, I'd taken a break to do some hoovering or something and then waahlaah, whilst hoovering I thought, "Why not instead of writing one single post, actually set up a blog detailing everything they were doing?"  So set up a blog is what I did! :)  At the end of the day, this isn't just trekking up a mountain, it's freakin' Mount Everest!  Just the training to get in shape alone is inspirational, and more importantly...it's fun!  With a blog, it's easier for people to keep up to date on all of the walks and hiking they do in preparation for the trek, it's also a great way to share with others who might be inspired to take on this almighty challenge!

Not only are they doing this trek to fulfil a dream of the Daddy's, they are using this trek to raise moohlah for causes close to their heart.  One of them is the British Heart Foundation and the other Afasic, which helps kids with speech and communication problems and stuff.  You can read more about the charities they are raising money for, as well as keep up to date with their training and lots lots more at their official blog Team Cooper's Everest Expedition!

It really would be awesome if they could raise as much money for charity as possible with this trek, so if y'all fancied checking out their blog and if you feel inspired, or if you're more just in awe of what they're doing, you can still support from the comfort of your sofa, haha.  All donations are greatly appreciated.  You can either donate to the charity of your choice, or just make a general donation, all of this you can find in the Trekking for Charity page of the blog.  And please clicky to LIKE their Facebook page for the blog and also follow them on Twitter too.  

Now as with all their adventures, family mascot Alistair McAlistair shall be accompanying them to the Base Camp, heehee.  Readers of my blog may remember a blog I did just before Christmas where I introduced y'all to this worldly bunny, haha...he is a character and a half will definitely be needing to get some cosy clothes for this trek...although I'm sure he will still have his kilt with him so he can wear it when he reaches Base Camp!

   

So yesss, please check out all the links and follow and then share, share, SHAAAAAAAAAARE!!! :D  Thank You! <3

Alistair McAlistair - Wishing You A Merry Christmas!!!

Okay so anyone who knows me knows how much I LOOOOOOOOOVE Bunnies!  Bunnies are awesome, even my little Humpasaurus Jonah!  So it is with great pleasure, and a whole ton of amusement that I bring this awesome video to you.  Now just a little background for you about this special little Bunny...Alistair McAlistair is a Bunny who has most certainly toured the world.  From travelling all over the UK, and Ireland, to holidays in Tenerife (the place where I died when I was a child in a past life I'll have y'all know!!!  And actually, I think I drowned.  Kind of like Alistair almost did before Daddy resuscitated him, haha.  Although that was due to too much alcofrol, tsk tsk.) and even trekking through the Peruvian Amazon and climbing the Inca Trail!  It's gotta be said, this little Bunny~kins has most definitely got a whole lotta rad~core stamps on his passport!  And has most definitely done a whole lotta drinkin' all over the world!  Heehee! <3

A Bunny always needs to know the safety exits, especially on these pesky things that fly!

Complimentary drink, bwahahaha!

Gotta make sure I got my bag with me! :)

I found me a Paddington Bear!  

Oh yeah, Bunnies get to play in the jungle too!!! :)

Me and ma ride...I'm so gangsta yo! ;)

Me and my chicka kicking it in Tenerife!

Kicking it in my jungle bedroom in the Peruvian Amazon!  Pretty swell...and no pesky snakesessss.

Oh yeaaaah...I climbed that shit! ;)

Me and my homies!

Me and Uncle Roy kicking it in our kilts, oh yes, we are soooo cooooo!

Aaaah, these poor animals drinking water...where's the beer dammit!?!

Nice Ass!  Heehee. 

Come on woman...I want my beer...get those little legs moving!

Oh yeaaaah, in Tenerife and got me my booze!

*insert morning after* OUCH!

Might as well have a nice chilled out float in the pool....

.....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH......

......*insert Uncle Roy giving me CPR*

...And I'm back babies!  After that whole drunken drowning thing, the buggers still made me climb up this wretched mountain!  Pfffft!  What's a bunny gotta do to catch a break round here?!! ;)

Oooh, the trip back down zee hill is getting smoke~tastic!

Channeling my inner zen! :)

Bwahahaha...find me if you can!

Me and Pudsey rockin' it for the kids...

....Although not this kid...I  is kicking his ass yo!  Mwahahahaha!  I am tractor driver of awesomo!

Soooo, Uncle Gary stuck a pole up my butt so he could take my picture!  I hope he doesn't do that to everyone who comes into his studio to get their picture taken, heehee!

BOO!!!

Me on TV....can you see me!?!  :D

And lastly, me and my Rexy! <3 <3 <3

Soooooo, now that you have got to know me, I get to share my super awesome, totally rad~core new Christmas card with all of you lovely people!  

So, DAAAAAH, DAAAAH, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.....

To follow more of Alistair's adventures, click HERE to friend him on Facebook.